I’m a simple man with simple tastes. Tell me you have a
movie where Jason Statham fights a giant shark, and I will watch that movie. Hence,
my excitement for The Meg (though I’ve seen people rant
about how it should just be called Meg, make of that what
you will). It’s a film, perhaps a cinematic experience, that exists, and now it
has a trailer.
I don’t know why there’s a small child living on what looks
like a fancy scientific undersea habitat, but what the hell? I’m sure that won’t
be the only choice in The Meg that makes me scratch my head.
Seriously, just look at this trailer, it’s going to shoehorn in some groany
one-liners from Rainn Wilson, Ruby Rose plays a character named Jaxx Herd, and
it’s all helmed by Jon Turtletaub of National Treasure fame
(he also directed 3 Ninjas and Cool
Runnings, so…)
But The Meg also has one thing no other
movie has, Jason Statham fighting a giant shark. And not just a giant shark, a giant
prehistoric shark. Come on, you either want to watch that
movie or you don’t. And I very much do.
Here’s the synopsis:
A deep-sea submersible is attacked by a massive creature, previously thought to be extinct, and now lies disabled at the bottom of the deepest trench in the Pacific with its crew trapped inside. With time running out, expert deep-sea rescue diver Jonas Taylor (Jason Statham) is recruited by a visionary Chinese oceanographer to save the crew from this prehistoric threat.
Based on Steve Alten’s novel, The Meg was
originally intended as an Eli Roth joint. I don’t know how that would have
changed things, though I imagine it would be R-rated, bloodier, and feature
more nudity than the PG-13 version we’ll see this summer.
The Meg opens August 10 and I’m curious
to see how it performs. This could be one of those fun, goofy,
late-in-the-season breaths of fresh air that audiences latch onto after an
exhaustive summer schedule of tentpole after tentpole. Or viewers may ignore it
completely, fatigued by that point by the aforementioned onslaught of massive
summer movies.
UPDATED: Now with 100% more poster!
UPDATED: Now with 100% more poster!
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