He’s a big-time cinematic superhero, playing Aquaman in the
DC movie universe, but I have to say, I think Jason Momoa is best suited to low-budget,
direct-to-video-style action fare. Sure, he’s a ripped Adonis of a human being,
but he also has a relatable, everyman quality. And this is on full display in
Braven, a solid, reasonably entertaining, if unremarkable
new noir-inspired Canadian thriller. It scratches a very particular itch for
those longing for the types of beefy-father-protects-his-brood pictures
Schwarzenegger and Stallone turned out in the ‘80s.
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Wednesday, January 31, 2018
Tuesday, January 30, 2018
'Scorched Earth' (2018) Movie Review
If you’re in the mood for a direct-to-video post-apocalyptic
bounty hunter saga starring a former female MMA champ and helmed by the
director of Sliding Doors, and I know there are some of you
out there, Scorched Earth is 100% your shit. For the rest of
you, it may not have a place on your must-watch list. Unless you fall into that
first category, the Gina Carano-starring, Peter Howitt-directed sci-fi actioner
probably isn’t for you. Then again, I’m squarely in that camp, so, hell yeah.
'Hereditary' Trailer: Sundance Horror Favorite Gets Tense And Unnerving
Navigating festival hype is a tricky business. Folks see a
movie in the film festival bubble, with film festival goggles, and before you
know it, there’s a swirling eddy of buzz and hyperbole calling a particular
offering one of the greats. That happens all the time, especially at Sundance,
which may or may not still be happening, I don’t know. All too often, the hype
either subsides, we never hear from the film again, or when it does hit, it’s
straight dookie. I can’t count how many times that’s happened. This year, one
of the next best biggest greatest was Ari Aster’s horror mystery
Hereditary, and while I’m wary or the hype monster, hot damn
this first trailer. This is fire, both literally and figuratively.
Monday, January 29, 2018
Steven Soderbergh's 'Unsane' Trailer Messes With Claire Foy's Head
Steven Soderbergh is busier in retirement than I will ever
be. Then again, so are my parents—I thought the whole point of retiring was to
kick back and enjoy not working, but what do I know, I’ll
never have the chance to do it anyway. I’m getting off topic. I’m into
Soderbergh’s version of retirement, however, because it means we keep getting things
like The Knick, Logan Lucky, and his
latest film, and first straight horror movie, Unsane, which
just dropped this fantastic new trailer.
Friday, January 26, 2018
I Have Questions About 'Annihilation'
I try as best I can, and for the most part I’m successful,
to keep books and their cinematic adaptations in separate compartments. They’re
drastically different mediums. You can do things in a book that you can’t in a
movie; novels have space to spool out and expand, while movies have a more
rigid time structure. No movie is ever going to ruin a book, no matter how much
it changes. And though I don’t expect that to happen in this instance, I have
questions about Alex Garland’s adaptation of Jeff VanerMeer’s
Annihilation.
Thursday, January 25, 2018
'Dirtbag: The Legend Of Fred Beckey' (2017) Movie Review
Fred Beckey is something of a myth, a celebrated
“dirtbag”—think a vagabond ski bum for the mountaineering set—who sacrifices
everything to climbing. Normal people don’t know his name, but the hardcore
speak of him with reverence and awe. It’s difficult to live up to such hype,
but when we meet the man himself in Dave O’Leske’s documentary, Dirtbag:
The Legend of Fred Beckey, he more than lives up to the billing.
Wednesday, January 24, 2018
'Pacific Rim Uprising' Final Trailer Is Big, Dumb, And Loud
I love
Guillermo del Toro’s monsters-fighting-robots opus Pacific Rim. Sorry, Oscar-nominee Guillermo del Toro’s monsters-fighting-robots
opus Pacific Rim. Yeah, I know, it’s dumber than a box of really,
really dumb rocks. But it’s got monsters fighting robots and the enthusiasm of
a sugar-addled child smashing toys together on a playground and making explody
noises.
Tuesday, January 23, 2018
Blu-Ray Review: Dario Argento's 'Opera'
In a career full of nutty, brutal, style-forward horror
films, few titles on Dario Argento’s resume are as strange, violent, or
aesthetically singular as his 1987 giallo, Opera, which has a
nice new Blu-ray release from Scorpion. In one of the bonus features, the
director calls it his favorite of his films, and it’s easy to see why. It’s
like a collection of all of his visual and thematic faves and watches a bit
like if Douglas Sirk make horror movies instead of domestic melodramas.
The 2018 Academy Award Nominations Have Arrived
It’s that time of year, the 2018 Academy Award nominations
have arrived. Do with this information what you will. Commence bickering about
who should win what, who was snubbed, what film is overrated, and so on and so
forth.
Monday, January 22, 2018
This 'Buy Bust' Trailer Is Dark, Grim, And Heavy On The Action
Well, this looks like a damn fine time. Admittedly, I’ve
never heard of the Philippine action movie Buy Bust, nor am
I very familiar with the filmography of director Erik Matti. But judging from this
trailer and a quick perusal of his resume, I should become well acquainted with
both. From what we see here in this video, this is something I am now very much
looking forward to.
Friday, January 19, 2018
AFGA Is Bringing 30 Shaw Brothers Classics Back To Theaters, That's Your Cue To Cheer
This news has been floating around for at least a day or
two, so it’s not the freshest dish, but I can’t stop thinking about it and getting
really, really, ridiculously excited. It is, definitively, the best news. 30 amazing
Shaw Brothers joints have been refurbished and are coming back to theaters.
Thursday, January 18, 2018
'Ghostland' Trailer: 'Martyrs' Director Pascal Laugier Returns With Supernatural Horror
Earlier this week, we got our first glimpse at footage from
Martyrs director Pascal Laugier’s new movie, the upcoming
Ghostland. The release is still a few months out—March 14 in
France, so no telling when the rest of the world will get our grubby mitts on
it—but now we’ve got a longer trailer to gawk at.
'Den Of Thieves' (2018) Movie Review
Den of Thieves is just my kind of trash.
The directorial debut of London has Fallen writer Christian
Gudegast, the sprawling heist film plays like a bargain bin version of Michael
Mann’s 1995 classic Heat. Only more macho. Which is
impressive, given Heat is already jacked up on testosterone
and fragile male egos.
Tuesday, January 16, 2018
'Psychokinesis' Trailer: 'Train To Busan' Director Yeon Sang-Ho Takes On Superhero Movies
I dig Train to Busan. It’s one of those
movies that comes out every once in a while and reminds us that there’s still
life left in what appears to be a particularly drained subgenre, zombie movies
in this case. Now, a short time later, South Korean director Yeon Sang-ho is back
to put his stamp on superhero movies with Psychokinesis.
Check out the latest trailer below.
Monday, January 15, 2018
'Ghostland' Teaser Trailer: 'Martyrs' Director Returns With New Horrors
Pascal Laugier hasn’t made a movie since 2012’s The
Tall Man, but his brutal 2008 masterpiece Martyrs may
be the defining moment of the New French Extremity movement.
(His only other work in that time was an episode of the TV series
XIII.) He’s set to return to theaters this year with
Ghostland (or Incident in a Ghost Land
depending on where you look). If that’s not enough to perk your ears up, there’s
a short, to-the-point new teaser trailer to whet your whistle.
'The Handmaid's Tale' Season 2 Trailer Lights A Fire
The first season of Hulu’s The Handmaid’sTale was not only grim and timely and captured the attention of
audiences and end-of-year awards voters for those very reasons, it also
encapsulated the entire narrative from Margaret Atwood’s 1985 dystopian novel.
Basically, the young series is in uncharted water from here on out. Where
season 2 goes remains to be seen, but we have our first look at the upcoming
episodes in this new trailer.
Friday, January 12, 2018
'Summer Of 84' Trailer: 'Turbo Kid' Creators Return To Take On 80s Slahsers
“The suburbs are where the craziest shit happens.” True,
little dude, true. Between It and Stranger Things,
we’re in the midst of an 1980s suburban horror nostalgia tsunami. The latest
entry into this cannon looks to be Summer of 84, and as it’s
the brainchild of the folks behind Turbo Kid, this new
trailer has my full attention.
'You Were Never Really Here' Trailer Drops The Hammer
Though it debuted as a work-in-progress last year at Cannes,
Lynne Ramsay’s You Were Never Really Here is one of my most anticipated movies of 2018. The unfinished version caused a ruckus at the
festival, and I can’t wait to watch Joaquin Phoenix thrash sex traffickers with
a hammer. Oh yeah, as the release creeps ever closer, there’s a vicious new
trailer to watch.
Thursday, January 11, 2018
This Brutal 'Revenge' Trailer Certainly Lives Up To Its Name
If you straight up name your movie
Revenge, you immediately set certain expectations. And hot
damn, the trailer for Coralie Fargeat’s movie that bears that name is a nasty
piece of work. I’ve heard tons of very high praise for the film, and am
definitely amped to see this, but I can already tell it’s going to be a rough
watch.
'The Commuter' (2018) Movie Review
If you watched a trailer, looked at a poster, read a
description, or have any experience at all with Jaume Collet-Serra and Liam
Neeson’s previous team ups, Non-Stop, Unknown,
and Run All Night, their latest tag team, The
Commuter, delivers precisely the movie it promises. It’s like a
dumbed-down, idiot Strangers on a Train. There’s mystery,
one-shot fight scenes, Liam Neeson kicking ass, and it’s as pointless and
forgettable as it is goofily entertaining.
Wednesday, January 10, 2018
'Phantom Thread' (2017) Movie Review
There’s much to admire in Paul Thomas Anderson’s
Phantom Thread, though I’m admittedly less high on it than
many folks. But it lands in a precarious position of being a movie that, while
I appreciated and enjoyed certain aspects, outside of hardcore cinephiles, I
can’t think of a single person to whom I can recommend this and reasonably
expect them like what they see.
Tuesday, January 9, 2018
High School Zombie Christmas Musical 'Anna And The Apocalypse' Has A Distributor, All Is Right With The World
Here’s some good news to get you through day. The gory, high
school zombie Christmas musical Anna and the Apocalypse finally
found a distributor.
Thursday, January 4, 2018
'Kickboxer: Retaliation' Trailer Has Both Kickboxing And Retaliation
Who knew I’d be so on the hook for a revamped
Kickboxer franchise? Okay, everyone who’s ever met me knew
that right away. But I am. Kickboxer: Vengeance was pretty
rad, if little more than a rehash of the original. So you can bet I’m amped for
the upcoming Kickboxer: Retaliation, which just dropped a
new trailer ahead of its impending release.
Wednesday, January 3, 2018
'Hostiles' (2017) Movie Review
Scott Cooper’s Hostiles shares a
substantial amount of DNA with old school westerns of bygone eras. It’s the
direct descendent of John Ford and John Wayne, in both positive and negative ways.
Sweeping and grim, it attempts to shine a light into the deepest, darkest
corners of a man’s soul; it’s also dicey in a Searchers way
when it comes to the ingrained racism of its protagonist and this particular
era of American history.
Tuesday, January 2, 2018
The 50 Most Anticipated Movies Of 2018
It’s that time of year again. 2017 recedes in the rearview
mirror and the promise of 2018 comes at us in the form of questionable January
fare, continuing Awards season rollouts, and movies the studios botched and
have no idea what else to do with but push into the theaters and hope to recoup
as much of their investment as possible. (I, for one, am super into a bunch of the
trash coming in the next few weeks.)