Yes, you read that headline right. It sounds like a joke,
but no, it is not. Liam Neeson’s late-career action-star renaissance continues.
He’s had his daughter taken in Taken, flew
Non-Stop on an airplane, and even Run All Night. (He’s also going to ride a train and presumably commute in
The Commuter.) Now he’s set to play a snowplow driver out
for vengeance in…wait for it…it’s too good to let it out right away…Hard
Powder.
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Tuesday, January 31, 2017
Friday, January 27, 2017
Bask In The Post-Apocalyptic Mayhem Of This 'Chuck Hank And The San Diego Twins' Trailer
Remember Bellflower from a couple years
ago? The unhinged indie about two friends building flamethrowers and weapons
and a fire-breathing muscle car, all in anticipation of a global apocalypse?
Well, it turns out they’re back with Chuck Hank and the San Diego
Twins. Judging solely on this new trailer, it’s just a bonkers as the
title suggests.
Supernatural Indonesian Horror 'Danur' Drops A Creepy New Trailer
Be careful what you wish for and all that. Every weird, lonely,
outcast child just wants a BFF. In the trailer for new Indonesian horror film,
Danur, when a young girl makes a birthday wish, she gets the
wrong kind of friend. Check it out below.
Wednesday, January 25, 2017
'Savage Dog' Trailer: Watch Scott Adkins And Marko Zaror Pummel 1950s Goons In The Jungle
This probably isn’t surprising to anyone, but I’ve kept a
close eye on the Scott Adkins/Marko Zaror-starring action joint Savage Dog since the first rumblings. Come on, it stars Scott Adkins and
Marko Zaror. That alone is enough to make me watch anything. I’d watch them
sitting around drinking coffee and chatting about the weather. Fortunately,
there’s way more to Savage Dog than that, as confirmed by
this new trailer.
Tuesday, January 24, 2017
'Commando 2' Trailer: Vidyut Jamwal Kicks Everyone In The Face
Holy fuck balls yes! I’m admittedly not well-versed when it
comes to Indian action cinema. Part of it is access, but most of it is that I’m
lazy and super backed up on movies I need to watch in general. I’ve seen a few
of the Dhoom movies and a handful of the more widely known,
readily available titles, but Sweet Baby Jesus, I need to
see Commando 2: The Black Money Trail when it comes out
because this new trailer is bad ass. Not one-word badass, two-word bad ass. There
has to be a pause in there, that’s how badass this is.
Monday, January 23, 2017
'Star Wars: Episode VIII' Has An Official Title
Looks like they’ve ditched the Episode
moniker once and for all—not really surprising after last time. We still don’t
know much of anything about the eighth Star Wars movie to
tackle the family drama of the Skywalker clan, but now we know what to buy a
ticket for later this year. And there’s a nifty new poster to boot.
Friday, January 20, 2017
'Colossal' Trailer: Anne Hathaway Has A Giant Monster
I’ve been over-the-moon psyched for
Colossal every since hearing the words “Nacho Vigalondo” and
“giant monster movie” in the same sentence. Then the Spanish director put
together a top-tier cast—Anne Hathaway, who I’m meh about, and Dan Stevens, who
I’m very, very not meh about. Word out of the TIFF premiere last fall confirmed
my excitement was justified, and the first trailer is right in my wheelhouse.
Thursday, January 19, 2017
'xXx: Return Of Xander Cage' (2017) Movie Review
xXx: Return of Xander Cage is nonsense
garbage. But holy shit if it isn’t the most entertaining nonsense garbage I’ve
seen in some time. Sit down, strap in, and prepare turn the person in the next
seat and ask, “what?” repeatedly. All while wearing an irrepressible idiot grin
from ear to ear.
Now You Need To Watch Two New 'Logan' Trailers
A gritty, R-rated story about a grizzled, older, world-weary
Wolverine, I was in the bag for Logan from word one. Doesn’t
hurt matters that it looks awesome, a trend that continues in two new trailers
and a bunch of stills.
Wednesday, January 18, 2017
'Split' (2016) Movie Review
Over the course of his career, M. Night Shyamalan has earned
a certain reputation as a filmmaker. He’s the guy with the twist endings, every
goddamned time, right? When his name appears on a film, wondering “what’s the
twist?” is practically a Pavlovian response. So it’s no surprise that his
latest, the psychological horror joint Split, attempts to
pull off a last-minute shock-a-roo.
Friday, January 13, 2017
'Raw' Red Band Trailer Chows Down On Teenage Cannibals
Happy Friday the 13th. Now this is a damn movie trailer. A
French cannibal movie is always going to be on my radar, and it doesn’t hurt
that Julia Ducournau’s Raw is supposed to be fantastic
and reportedly made audience members faint at multiple
festival stops. I still haven’t seen it yet, but as a U.S. release approaches,
this new red band trailer gives us a taste, and I love the flavor (sorry, I couldn’t help myself). There’s also a green band trailer and poster.
Thursday, January 12, 2017
'The Bye Bye Man' (2017) Movie Review
A PG-13 horror movie released in early January, written by a
cast member of Survivor, and directed by the woman who
helmed Snoop Dogg’s Hood of Horror. I never go into a movie
assuming it’s bad, but The Bye Bye Man certainly has an
uphill battle to fight against a slew of potential preconceived notions. It
checks off a lot of boxes that frequently keep audiences away from this sort of
fare.
'Paterson' (2016) Movie Review
Jim Jarmusch’s Paterson is a movie about
small things. It’s about finding the beauty in simplicity and the little ways
we’re all creative. Almost nothing happens. That’s sure to turn off many
viewers. But that’s also the entire point.
Wednesday, January 11, 2017
Plot Details For Nicolas Winding Refn's Spy Thriller 'The Avenging Silence' Sound Weird As Hell And Amazing
After the critical and popular acclaim of
Drive, Nicolas Winding Refn’s last two movies, Only God Forgives and The Neon Demon (both of which I
adore, by the way), took a lot of flack. Still, my favorite NWR joint is 2009’s
under-appreciated, epic, hallucinatory Viking road trip, Valhalla
Rising. Off-kilter, savage, and hypnotic, it’s right in my
wheelhouse. A ton of new plot details have emerged about the filmmaker’s next
project, The Avenging Silence, and it sound like it strays
into similarly nightmarish thematic territory, which is nice.
Bear Witness To A24's Mystery Sci-Fi Film Trailer
A24 has been on a tear. Just last year the indie factory farm
released The Witch, Green Room,
The Lobster, Moonlight, and a ton of
other fantastic movies. Basically, they can do whatever the hell they want and
I’ll at least give it a shot. If nothing else, it’ll be interesting. Such is the
case with their new mystery science fiction project. There’s not much to go on
from this trailer, which looks a little like Word Association: The
Movie. Take a look.
Tuesday, January 10, 2017
'Idris Elba: Fighter' Trailer: It Might Hurt
Two things I love: watching people get kicked in the face
and Idris Elba. Put them together and what do you have? The new Discovery
series Idris Elba: Fighter. Check out the first trailer and
try to contain yourself. This is going to rule.
Monday, January 9, 2017
'The Handmaid's Tale' Trailer Intends To Survive
Hulu’s upcoming adaptation of Margaret Atwood’s speculative
fiction classic, The Handmaid’s Tale, couldn’t be timed any
better. Unless maybe it debuted late next week. We’ve seen a few stills, but
today brings our first look at actual footage. Check out the first trailer
below.
Friday, January 6, 2017
'Silence' (2016) Movie Review
Martin Scorsese is one of those filmmakers who’s reached
such a status he can do whatever the hell he wants. And with good reason. It’s
been in the works since 1990, but the Goodfellas mastermind
finally ushered his adaptation of Shusaku Endo’s 1966 novel,
Silence (previously adapted by Masahiro Shinoda in 1971), to
the big screen. The result of this passion project is bloated, plodding,
overindulgent, and 161 minutes of 17th century Japanese peasants being tortured
so a white dude can learn a lesson about his faith. Though I’m not entirely
certain he learns anything at all.
Thursday, January 5, 2017
The 2016 Seattle Film Awards Winners
2016 saw the establishment of the Seattle Film Nerd Party
Club (actually, it’s the Seattle Film Critics Society, but I’m going to keep
using my preferred moniker until it sticks, so get used to it). And like every
other critic’s group, we have our own awards. The nominations came down a while back, but today brings the announcement of the winners of the 2016 Seattle Film Awards (I have my fingers crossed for a live cable-access telecast hosted by
the ghost of J.P. Patches for next year).
'The Girl With All The Gifts' Trailer Wants To Bite Your Face
Most of us don’t expect to turn on a zombie movie and find
Glenn Close, and that fact alone is enough to set Colm McCarthy’s The Girl with All the Gifts apart from the shambling undead herd. The film
looks solid—including this new trailer—but it’s received rave reviews, even
from non-horror folks, since it made the rounds on the festival circuit. I was
intrigued before, but all of these combined factors certainly piqued my
interest.
Monday, January 2, 2017
It's Going To Be Good: 25 Most Anticipated Movies Of 2017
2016 is in the books and took with it countless celebrities,
lingering notions of human decency, and my expectations of
not being annihilated in a nuclear war started by a buffoon’s
Twitter account. But as we prepare for the impending Mad Max/Red Dawn-style apocalypse, we still have a ton
of movies to look forward to between now and imminent death. And here are the
ones flying high on my radar.