To this day, I still maintain that Hard
Target, yes, the one with Jean-Claude Van Damme sporting that Jheri
curl mullet, is John Woo’s best American film. If nothing else, it’s the most
similar to the classics he built his reputation on, like Hard
Boiled, The Killer, and A Better
Tomorrow. Talk of Hard Target 2 swirled around
last year, and apparently that was more than internet hearsay, as it just
dropped a trailer. And against all odds, it looks awesome.
Sure, Jean-Claude Van Damme isn’t back for Hard
Target 2, which is thankfully free from a janky subtitle. Did you
really expect that? But in his place at the front of this movie is none other
than cinematic badass number one, Scott Adkins, so it’s hard to complain.
Adkins’ presence alone is enough to get me to watch damn
near anything, and he looks to put his ass kicking skills to good use here.
Hell, he even gets the titular line, “They’re called hard targets for a reason.”
Love it, though Wes Baylor is nowhere near as good a name as Chance Boudreaux.
Yanin Vismitananda (Chocolate), Rhona
Mitra (The Last Ship), Temura Morrison (Django Fett in the
Star Wars prequels), and Robert Knepper (Prison
Break and a bunch of other stuff where he plays a sleazy creep) round
out a solid B-grade cast. (I’m holding my breath for a Yancy Butler cameo.) And
Michael Dudikoff of American Ninja fame shows up, so, of
course, am I’m double in.
The plot looks to be what you may expect, another update of “The
Most Dangerous Game,” where rich folks hunt humans for sport, but pick the
wrong dude. We’d heard New Orleans was swapped out for the jungles of Burma and
Thailand, and that certainly appears to be the case.
John Woo was rumored to be on board as a producer, but I can’t
find his name mentioned anywhere, so my guess is he’s probably not involved.
Those rumors were correct about one thing, however, and that’s that Roel Reine
is directing this bad boy. The Dutch helmer has a long past with this type of
down-and-dirty DTV action, usually in sequel form.
He has a few originals on his CV, like Steven Seagal’s
Pistol Whipped, but the bulk of his output has been follow
up to other films—The Marine 2, Death Races 2 and
Inferno, The Man with the Iron Fists 2,
The Condemned 2, and more along those lines. What I’m trying
to say is that Hard Target 2 is right in his wheelhouse. There
won’t be any innovative visuals, like what John Woo brought to the table, but
Reine’s workmanlike style coupled with Scott Adkins being badass, could make
for a damn fine time.
I am so 100% on board with this. From what I can tell, Hard
Target 2 hits the DTV market on September 6. Mark your calendars,
kiddos.
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