Cub is not going to appeal to everyone,
but if you’re looking for a nasty little horror throwback, you can do a lot
worse than this Belgian flick. It’s certainly not afraid to get down and dirty
and mean when it needs to, and fits nicely into the “kids go camping and find
something scary they didn’t expect” subgenre.
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Sunday, May 31, 2015
Saturday, May 30, 2015
This 'Ash Vs. Evil Dead' Trailer Breaks Out The Chainsaw
While we don’t automatically crap all over every one of the
glut of remakes or revisitations of beloved properties, we don’t usually
excited. (Mad Max: Fury Road was an exception, and one that
paid off big.) We are, however, rather psyched for Starz’ upcoming continuation
of Evil Dead, Ash Vs. Evil Dead. It
sounds just about perfect, and this groovy new teaser trailer captures everything we
want out of this series. Check it out after the jump.
Friday, May 29, 2015
SIFF Capsule Reviews: 'Being Evel' And 'Snow On The Blades'
The 41st Seattle International Film Festival is in full swing, and with more than 400 movies, it's a marathon and can be a big challenge to sift through everything. With that in mind, here are a quick reviews of films you may want to check out, or avoid as the case may be.
Thursday, May 28, 2015
'San Andreas' Movie Review: As Fun As It Is Ridiculous
If you saw the trailers and TV spots of Dwayne “The Rock”
Johnson racing a boat up the face of a tsunami and weaving a helicopter in and
out of collapsing skyscrapers, and thought to yourself, “This San Andreas movie looks pretty awesome,” then you are going to be really
happy. If you had the opposite reaction, or are looking for nuanced characters,
a unique and interesting plot, or any form of subtlety, you will not be.
San Andreas is, however, exactly the movie that’s been
advertised. This is Dwayne Johnson fighting a fucking earthquake, and as
ridiculous as it is, it’s also a gleeful epic blast.
Wednesday, May 27, 2015
Marvel's 'Daredevil' Season 2 Is Adding An Important Character
The first season of Netflix’s Daredevil
series was so good that it almost made me forget about the 2003 abomination
(almost, that’s a wound that lingers). It was dark and gritty and got the
characters right without just rehashing the comics; the action was, at times,
as good as anything we’ve seen in years (that fight at the end of episode 2 is
mind-blowing); and it delivered damn near everything I wanted as a lifelong fan
of the Man Without Fear. Now it looks like Marvel is adding an important new
character for season 2, Elektra.
'Point Break' Is Totally Going To Ruin Christmas
It probably comes as no surprise that Kathryn Bigelow’s 1991
action opus Point Break is one of my all-time favorite
movies. We’re talking top five, easy, right up there with Rubin &
Ed, Out For Justice, and A Bittersweet Life. If you guessed that I’ve been skeptical about the impending
remake, you are correct, and when they released that totally joyless,
stone-faced trailer yesterday, it didn’t do anything to instill confidence. I
want to be optimistic, I try, but I get the distinct impression that
Point Break is going to ruin Christmas. Check out the
trailer after the jump.
Friday, May 22, 2015
Blow Shit Up With Arnold Schwarzenegger
Arnold Schwarzenegger is responsible for some of the
greatest, most awesome action movies ever put on film. He’s also a wealth of
helpful life advice, and he’s back with a new video that imparts some vital
wisdom: When faced with an obstacle, blow that shit up.
'Poltergeist' Movie Review
1982’s Poltergeist is one of those movies
that scared the hell out of you when you’re a kid. Maybe you’ve watched it a
bunch of times since then, maybe you only have lingering memories of being
traumatized by that little blond girl saying, “They’re heeerrree.” Regardless
of your feelings, it’s the latest on chopping block to get the remake
treatment, and as is so often the case in these situations, the first question
that springs to mind is, why? And in this case, that’s an especially necessary
question to ask.
Thursday, May 21, 2015
'Tomorrowland' Movie Review
As much a I love dystopian, post-apocalyptic, and otherwise
bleak science fiction—that’s kind of my jam if you missed my giddy excitement
for Mad Max: Fury Road—the darkness and weight can get
overwhelming from time to time. So I certainly understand where director Brad
Bird and writer Damon Lindelof are coming from with
Tomorrowland, trying to provide a more hopeful vision of the
future. Unfortunately, I wish they’d stayed where they were instead of
developing this smarmy, too-proud-of-itself movie.
Wednesday, May 20, 2015
The Latest 'Dude Bro Party Massacre 3' Trailer Is A Safe Place, Sort Of
If you’ve been paying attention recently, you know we’re in
the process of getting stupidly pumped for Dude Bro Party Massacre 3, which looks…well stupidly awesome and ridiculous. The send up of
cheapo ‘80s slasher films just dropped another gory, absurdity filled trailer
for your perusal. Check it out after the jump.
Tuesday, May 19, 2015
'The Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials' Trailer Is Nonstop Action And Peril
When it was released last summer, The Maze Runner was a surprise to many. Not only was it a hit, bigger than the
much more expensive, much crappier Divergent, but it was
actually good. (I read James Dashner’s dystopian young adult novel and remember
not enjoying it, but thinking it would make a decent movie. And then it did,
I’m like Nostradamus.) Profitable as it was, everyone wants a YA sci-fi
franchise, and as such, the sequel, The Maze Runner: The Scorch
Trials, hits later this year and just dropped a new trailer. Check it
out below.
Saturday, May 16, 2015
Watch Anna Kendrick Spoof Indiana Jones
Anna Kendrick is awesome. If you watch either of the Pitch
Perfect movies (FYI, Pitch Perfect 2, which opened
this weekend, is delightful), you know how wonderful she is. If you still need a
reminder, check out this video where Kendrick replaces Harrison Ford in a key
scene from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.
Friday, May 15, 2015
Jean-Claude Van Damme Unleashes Holy Violence In This 'Pound Of Flesh' Clip
Jean-Claude Van Damme may not be quite the movie star he
once was, but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t get up to his old tricks now and
again. And if you’ve ever wanted to see him beat the shit of a bunch of
nameless goons with a Bible, check out this clip from his latest,
Pound of Flesh. Take a look after the jump.
Thursday, May 14, 2015
'Pitch Perfect 2' Movie Review: The Bellas Take On The World
Aca-believe it or not, I am not the target audience for
Pitch Perfect. Shocking, I know, that a bearded, overweight,
pushing-40, action movie enthusiast with a ratty beard is not the intended
viewer for a movie about a group of teenage a cappella singers. Weird, right?
But that hasn’t stopped me from watching the first film somewhere in the
neighborhood of 50 times (it’s entirely likely this number is much larger—there
was a ten day period where I watched it everyday, and a month where it was at
least 20 times—separate occurrences—so who the hell knows at this point).
Nicolas Winding Refn's 'The Neon Demon' Delivers 2 Gruesome, Stylized Photos
We’ve been hearing about Nicolas Winding Refn’s female-centered
horror film The Neon Demon for a while. We don’t know much
about it, though production is reportedly about to wrap and now we’ve got a
couple new photos to gawk at, and this certainly looks like a movie that sprung
forth from Refn’s peculiar brain as they’re both gruesome and highly stylized.
Wednesday, May 13, 2015
'Mad Max: Fury Road' Movie Review: Worth Every Damn Second You Waited
If you hoped that Mad Max: Fury Road,
director/mastermind George Miller’s first visit to the post-apocalyptic wastes
we last saw 30 years ago in Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome, was
going to be nuts, you’re in luck, because it’s crazier than you ever dared
dream. Often described as one long chase scene, that’s not an inaccurate portrayal,
as it’s wall-to-wall visceral action, insane practical stunts, highly stylized
production, with a more thoughtful take on the apocalyptic than you probably
expect.
This 'Jem And The Holograms' Trailer Is Disappointing
If you grew up on Jem and the Holograms
and were excited about seeing the truly, truly, truly outrageous ‘80s cartoon
rendered in live action on a big screen later this year, this new trailer may
just bum you the fuck out.
Tuesday, May 12, 2015
'Time Lapse' Movie Review: Don't Mess With Time
It’s easy, when you watch a time travel movie, to picture
how you might use this technology in your own unique way to benefit yourself,
and how you would skirt the hazards encountered by the folks onscreen. In
Time Lapse, the new sci-fi movie from director Bradley King,
three friends stumble across a camera that takes pictures 24 hours into the
future, and they attempt to pull this off, not faring much better than those
who came before them. This movie falls in the same general category as Colin Trevorrow’s
Safety Not Guaranteed, a low-budget genre flick with more
ideas than money that pop up at film festivals, and as long as they’re as good
as that film and Time Lapse, there’s nothing wrong with
that.
Saturday, May 9, 2015
This 'Space Monster Numagirasu' Trailer Is Old School Creature Feature Awesomeness
Godzilla is obviously the King of the
Monsters, but if you’re a fan of giant Japanese monster movies, you have a
while to wait before we see him on the big screen again. The good news is, this
trailer for Space Monster Numagirasu may be just what you’re
looking for in the meantime.
Check Out These Grizzled 'Hateful Eight' Photos
Quentin Tarantino’s upcoming The Hateful Eight
has a lot to be excited about. First off, it’s a Tarantino movie, which are
always an event; it’s also a western, and we’re stoked to see what he brings to
the genre, especially after getting his feet wet with Django
Unchained; and, of course, he’s put together a cast that makes us
jump up and down and clap our hands with glee. And now, thanks to EW, we’ve got
a ton of new images that reveal just how grizzled and tore up these badasses
are.
Friday, May 8, 2015
'Mad Max: Fury Road' Featurette Shines A Light On Charlize Theron
At this point, there’s not much more to say about
Mad Max: Fury Road. Next week it finally roars into theaters
after massive delays, reshoots, and the most epic marketing campaign that you’ve
ever seen. We got a deeper look at Tom Hardy’s Max Rockatansky the other day,
and now his partner in crime, Imperator Furiosa (Charlize Theron) has a featurette of
her own. Take a look after the jump.
Kurt Russell's Horror Western 'Bone Tomahawk' Drops Its First Poster
Through Kurt Russell into a western and you’ve got our
attention. Throw him into a horror western, and it’s like you’re reading our damn
mind. And that’s just what we have with S. Craig Zahler’s directorial debut
Bone Tomahawk, which, in addition to Russell, has an awesome
cast that also includes Patrick Wilson, Sean Young, Matthew Fox, and Richard
Jenkins. The film just revealed an awesome, throwback style poster, check it
out below.
The Trailer For Turkish Horror 'SICCIN 2' Is Gnarly
I don’t speak a word of Turkish, so I have no idea what is
going on in this trailer for SICCIN 2, but holy shit,
whatever it is, it’s gnarly as hell. This is a rough watch. Seriously, there
are creepy dolls, blood, evisceration, and all the usual horror movie
trappings, but there are also what appear to be graphic suicides (including
ingesting boiling food stuffs), the deep frying of babies, and assorted other
nasty bits. Check it out for yourself below, you’ve been warned.
Thursday, May 7, 2015
'Hot Pursuit' Movie Review
Hot Pursuit is an anomalous product in
Hollywood, a female-fronted, female-directed action comedy. The easiest
comparisons are Paul Feig’s recent films that take a typically male-centric
subgenre give it a makeover. Director Anne Fletcher (The Guilt
Trip, 27 Dresses) attempts to do for movies like
48 Hours and Midnight Run what
Bridesmaids did for raunchy comedies. While there are some
hilarious scenes, and leads Reese Witherspoon and Sophia Vergara have a strong
chemistry, Hot Pursuit is never much more than a moderately
entertaining temporary distraction.
Tom Hardy Searches For A Righteous Cause In This 'Mad Max: Fury Road' Featurette
Next week. That’s when Mad Max: Fury Road
finally, after years and just about the bumpiest road you can imagine for any
movie, roars into theaters on a wave of gasoline and exhaust fumes, and I
couldn’t be more excited. A new featurette digs into the hero, Max Rockatansky,
now played by Tom Hardy, peeling back some of the layers of mystery surrounding
him.
First Look At Quentin Tarantino's 'The Hateful Eight' Cast
Any Quentin Tarantino movie is going to be a big deal, and
his upcoming western, The Hateful Eight, is no different.
Hell, the fact that it’s a western is enough to get you giddy. Of course, he’s
put together one hell of a cast, and now we’ve got our first look at Samuel L.
Jackson, Jennifer Jason Leigh, and Kurt Russell in full costume. Check it out
below.
Wednesday, May 6, 2015
Check Out These 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens' Photos
Star Wars Day, May 4th (“May the Fourth Be
With You”), was this week, and with so much from the beloved franchise going on
this year, there was a lot to celebrate. One of the biggest things to come out
was a spread of photos from Vanity Fair of the upcoming Star Wars: The Force Awakens. (We also learned that the second so-called standalone
“anthology” film, formerly to be directed by Fantastic Four
helmer Josh Trank, will be a Boba Fett origin story, which gives us mixed
feelings.) Check them out after the jump.
Saturday, May 2, 2015
BoneBat Comedy Of Horrors Film Festival 2015 Was A Damn Good Time
Mixing comedy and horror is a tricky proposition. For every
Shaun of the Dead that hits, there are what feels like
dozens of other films with the same idea that step up to the plate and whiff
like a chubby asthmatic kid on his first at bat (not asthmatic, but I know a
thing or two about being chubby and bad a baseball). Hence, putting together an
entire festival of such films is a daunting task, but for the last five years,
the BoneBat Comedy of Horrors Film Festival has done just that. The latest installment,
Bone Bat V, went down last weekend and, as with previous years, it was a total
blast.
'Pitch Perfect 2' Hits The World Stage With 2 Clips
May 14 is going to be a great day, at least for me. Not only
does Mad Max: Fury Road finally hit theaters, but one of my
other most anticipated films of the year opens that days: Pitch Perfect 2. It’s hard to think of two more different movies, but these
are definitely two of my most anticipated movies of the year, and 2015 is
certainly peaking in the middle. We saw some Fury Road clips
earlier, and now we’ve got two from Pitch Perfect 2.
'The Nightmare' Trailer Proves Documentaries Can Be As Terrifying As Any Horror Film
There are times when a documentary can be far more
terrifying than any fictional film, and the upcoming The
Nightmare looks to be one of them. I’m stoked the film is landing at
the Seattle International Film Festival next month, and now a trailer is here
for you to check out.
'Mad Max: Fury Road': Tom Hardy And Charlize Theron Throw Down In These 6 Clips
Mad Max: Fury Road. At this point, those
four words fill me with an indescribable glee. Everything we’ve seen from
George Miller’s return to the post-apocalyptic wastes he first visited in 1979
is totally nuts. Now, in addition to the crazy trailers and posters, we’ve got
no less than six clips from what is easily our most anticipated movie of 2015
(hell, it’s been in the can long enough that it was also our most anticipated
movie of 2013 and 2013).