Antoine Fuqua’s adaptation of the beloved, at least by me,
1980s television series “The Equalizer” bears almost no resemblance to the show
except for a loose set up and the name of the protagonist. It offers even less
in the way of surprise, but that doesn’t stop it from being nuts and awesome. And
as much as I enjoyed the show when I was a kid, if this was on my TV now, I
would tune in to each and every damn episode. The film continually ramps ups to
such lunatic heights that eventually the protagonist, in true action movie
form, slowly walks away from a full-size tanker he just blew without even
seeming to notice. Now walking away from an explosion is standard stuff—satirized
as it is in every way imaginable, from spoofs to car commercials—but the way
the film approaches this moment is indicative of the overall manic approach.
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Wednesday, September 24, 2014
'Take Me To The River' Movie Review
There is a great deal to like about Take Me to the
River, the new music documentary from record producer, Memphis
native, and director, Martin Shore (he also produced Snoop Dogg’s Hood
of Horror). It’s an enthusiastic love letter to the Memphis Sound
typified by the likes of Booker T. and the MGs, B.B. King, and Stax Records,
studded with legendary musicians whose influence is still felt across popular
music, and features an incredible soundtrack. Unfortunately, it also too
closely resembles the energetic, improvisational jams these artists stage in
the studio. While those sessions result in full songs, some of the most
memorable, iconic tunes in music history, this film never coalesces into
something greater than a collection of mildly interesting pieces.
Sunday, September 21, 2014
'The Art Of Jim Burns: Hyperluminal' Book Review
Even if the name Jim Burns doesn’t immediately ring any
bells, odds are that, as an avid consumer of science fiction over the previous
decades, you’ve encountered more of his art than you know. He has worked on
movies, games, and books for longer than many of us have been alive, and his
shelves at home are speckled with trophies that include multiple Hugo Awards
and numerous British Science Fiction Awards, among others. His gorgeous new
book, The Art of Jim Burns: Hyperluminal is scheduled to hit
bookstores (both brick and mortar as well as digital) at the end of this month
and collects may of his paintings and covers, both that you’ve seen and that
you haven’t.
Friday, September 19, 2014
'The Maze Runner' Movie Review
Reading James Dashner’s best-selling young adult novel The
Maze Runner, I wasn’t particularly impressed. That said, this is one
of those rare times when you read a book, and though you don’t think much of
the work as it is, you think to yourself that this might make a decent movie.
Sure, the writing may be lackluster—just because it’s for a younger audience
doesn’t mean you should be able to get away with subpar writing, but that’s a
discussion for another time and place—and the characters are so-so, but there a
number of elements that could translate well from the page to the screen.
Tuesday, September 16, 2014
'The Guest' Movie Review
Director Adam Wingard and writer Simon Barrett are the duo
responsible for last year’s indie horror hit “You’re Next.” While it doesn’t
reinvent the wheel, it’s a super fun home invasion yarn, and full of solid
scares and action (it’s hard to ever go completely wrong whenever you have
dudes in creepy animal masks breaking into houses and terrorizing folks). When
their latest collaboration, “The Guest,” starts out, you think you’re in for a
similar ride. But that’s not how it all goes down, and what they’ve crafted
here is a dark, entertaining thriller that’s familiar but still inventive in
all the right places.
Monday, September 15, 2014
Blu-Ray Review: 'The Battery'
Zombie movies are ridiculously overdone. The marketplace is
so saturated with mediocre-to-terrible films that it’s barely worth trying to
wade through the nonsense to get to the gems. That said, every once in a while
you come across one that reminds you of just how good the genre can be, and
Jeremy Gardner’s The Battery is, thankfully, one of those
that breathes a bit of much needed life into what is largely an undead genre. And
lucky you, it’s now available on Blu-ray thanks to Scream! Factory.
Tuesday, September 9, 2014
'The Skeleton Twins' Movie Review
No one blows up your life quite like family. No one knows
how push every button, pick at every scab, or tear open every old wound like
the people who are supposed to love you the most. But even though no one can
destroy you like family, no one can lift you up and piece you back together
quite like they can, either. That’s the central theme in Craig Johnson’s new
dramatic comedy The Skeleton Twins, which offers its
two leads an opportunity to redefine the trajectory of their careers.
Sunday, September 7, 2014
'Plague World' Book Review
Zombies are hard. As great as they can be—see Night
of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, and
Wild Zero, among others, for movies, and the likes of
World War Z for books—they’re also incredibly difficult to
pull off with any originality or zest. For every title, book, movie, or comic,
that hits, that really, truly delivers, there is a nearly endless list of those
that completely miss the mark. One of these that never lands like it needs to
is Dana Fredsti’s new undead novel Plague World.
Tuesday, September 2, 2014
Comic Review: 'Doctor Who: The Eleventh Doctor Issue #2'
If you’re an alien lord with two hearts in your body, the
last of your kind, and you have the ability to travel through space and time,
what’s the first thing you do when you make a new friend? That’s right, you
take them someplace nice. And that’s exactly what the Doctor does in issue #2
of Titan Comics’ young series Doctor Who: The Eleventh
Doctor, or at least that’s what he tries to do.