“Jack the Giant Slayer” seeks to answer that age-old
question, that query that has dogged mankind since the beginning of time: who
would win a tug-of-war match between humans and giants? Who says Hollywood is
afraid to make a movie about important topics? But while director Bryan Singer
may momentarily probe that deep, dark mystery near the climax, the film is an
empty shell, a blatant attempt to infuse the “Jack and the Beanstalk” story
with a grandiose “Lord of the Rings” scale, and there is very little to
recommend it.
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Thursday, February 28, 2013
Monday, February 25, 2013
TV Review: 'The Walking Dead'-3.11-"I Ain't A Judas"
Perhaps
my biggest issue with AMC’s The Walking
Dead is their tendency to have episodes where nothing happens, where all
anyone does is sit around and talk, talk, talk, and where all that talking
amounts to squat. Tonight’s episode, “I Ain’t a Judas,” just goes to show that
you can have an hour-long show where all of these things happen, but it can
still be good. Who the hell would have thought?
SPOILERS BELOW!
Sunday, February 24, 2013
'John Dies At The End' Movie Review
I really wanted “John Dies At the End” to be a better movie
than it is. There is so much potential, not only in the source material—the
novel of the same name by David Wong—but also in the story itself.
Unfortunately, the film never capitalizes on the enormous upside. Not a
terrible movie—it’s fun enough for a while, and director Don Coscarelli
(“Phantasm”) delivers the material with the dry, matter of fact tone that
complements the absurdity of the premise, much like he did in “Bubba Ho-Tep”—“JDATE”
never becomes anything more than a mildly amusing picture. This could,
and maybe should, have been something we’d rave about and
line up to see at midnight screenings for years to come.
Thursday, February 21, 2013
'Snitch' Movie Review
“Snitch” may not be the movie you’ve been lead to believe.
Trailers and TV spots make it out to be an adrenaline-charged man movie for
men, full of explosions, gun fights, car chases, and, you know, Dwayne “The
Rock” Johnson taking down a vicious drug cartel to save his son. That’s one
hell of a dad right there. While all of this does come into play, the
high-octane stuff is relatively minimal. Hell, the only time the Rock gets into
a physical altercation he gets his ass handed to him by a couple of punk kids.
Wednesday, February 20, 2013
Blu-Ray Review: 'Game Of Thrones: The Complete Second Season'
“Winter is coming.” That refrain echoes
throughout the first season of HBO’s Game
of Thrones, their adaptation of George R. R. Martin’s A Song of Ice and Fire series of novels. Now in year two, and newly
available in a fantastic Blu-ray package, the season is most definitely
changing.
Monday, February 18, 2013
Blu-Ray Review: 'Argo'
Now out on Blu-ray and DVD, Ben Affleck’s thriller “Argo” is
one of the most acclaimed movies of 2012, and has been cleaning up on the
awards circuit so far this season. In fact, from all the indicators, analytics,
pattern analysis, and weird little statistical factors that no one in the real
world actually cares about—think of it as the Hollywood version of
Sabermetrics—and a lot of people expect a big payday when the Academy Awards
roll around in a couple of weeks.
TV Review: 'The Walking Dead'-3.10-"Home"
Last
week’s episode of AMC’s The Walking Dead…well,
let’s just say I had some serious issues with it. The first episode of the
second half of the third season, it felt like “The Suicide King” took every
issue I have with the show and built an entire episode around them. Up to that
point, season three had been my favorite of the series, so it was extra
disappointing.
Can
they right the ship this week with the episode entitled “Home?” Find out below,
but beware, you’re about to encounter some serious spoilers.
Saturday, February 16, 2013
Blu-Ray Review: 'A Star Is Born'
When I ultimately seize control of the universe, which is,
of course, an integral part of my five-year plan, there will be a special
section of Hell reserved for Barbra Streisand. There’s a smug sense of
superiority about everything she does that rubs me the wrong way, and she’s
nowhere near as talented as she gets credit for. Babs can sing, I’ll give her
that, I just hate every song she chooses to belt out—with the exception of “You
Don’t Bring Me Flowers,” but that’s only due to the involvement of that most
fantastic gentleman Neil Diamond. Watching her try to act, however, is
physically painful.
Wednesday, February 13, 2013
'A Good Day To Die Hard' Movie Review
We first meet little Lucy and Jack McClane in John
McTiernan’s “Die Hard” all the way back in 1988. It’s now 25 years and four
movies later, and though we met grown up Lucy (Mary Elizabeth Winstead) a few
years back in “Live Free of Die Hard,” there’s been nary a peep from adult
Jack. Well all that just changed with “A Good Day to Die Hard,” or “Son of Die
Hard” as I’ve been calling it in my head since we first learned about the main plot
point.
Monday, February 11, 2013
TV Review: 'The Walking Dead'-3.09-"The Suicide King"
Through the midseason finale, “Made to Suffer,” season three
of AMC’s massive zombie series The Walking Dead has been
surprisingly solid. The action, drama, and actual tension of the first eight
episodes have alleviated many of the lingering issues that have dogged the
highly rated show. By no means is it perfect, but it found a nice groove, and
was inching closer and closer to matching the potential inherent in the comic
book the series it’s based on.
Fringe's Finest Hours: Brent's Favorite Episodes Of Fox's Sci-Fi Procedural
Fringe may be dead and gone, but thanks
to syndication on the Science Channel, not to mention the magic of a home
releases, you’ll have ample opportunities to watch and re-watch your favorite
Fringe cases. This is a show that really benefits from the ability to watch in
a marathon format. As you move through the series and each episode becomes more
and more connected to those that came before, and those that come after, it’s
nice to view them one after another for continuity’s sake.
Friday, February 8, 2013
DVD Review: 'Best of Warner Bros. 20 Film Collection: Best Pictures'
Hey, did you know that this is the 90th
anniversary of Warner Bros.? To celebrate the nine-tenths of a century mark the
studio is releasing a handful of “Best Of” collections from their long,
distinguished history.
“Best of Warner Bros. 20 Film Collection: Best Pictures” is
pretty much exactly what it sounds like. This is an anthology, one that
contains 20 films from the Warner archives, all of which walked off with the
Best Picture Academy Award. Crazy, huh? Arranged chronologically, and split
into three historical epochs, the films run from early “talkies” to modern
crime dramas. There is a little bit of everything, including musicals, war
stories, historical dramas, westerns, and epic adventures in various eras and
realms.
Monday, February 4, 2013
Blu-ray Review: 'Cabaret'
Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome.
Somehow it’s been 40 years since the theatrical release of
“Cabaret”. The movie won director Bob Fosse an Academy Award, and cemented Liza
Minnelli as a full-fledged cultural icon. Picture the star, and the image the
appears to most of us is big-eyed pixie Sally Bowles (for which she also took
home Oscar) strutting on stage, belting out that final dirge about how life is a
cabaret, my friend, to a full-house crowd dotted with khaki shirts and red
swastika armbands. To celebrate the milestone, Warner has put together a new
Blu-ray book of the musical.